Upon the hearing of the chime, rules must be adhered to as set here-forth as the rules of this castle:
If by chance thou wakest to see daylight, please vacate the premises Immediately.
Never attempt to wake His Highness.
Breakfast shall never be served, period.
Please collect all evidence of thy stay and discard in the outside garbage bin.
Never attempt to contact His Highness, beyond this encounter. Any further contact shall be made by him.
There must be a minimum of a two week period before the next shag IF desired by His Highness.
Should His Highness, by fatal error, plant a seed in thy belly, make thyself as scarce as can be, close to invisible.
We are sure you enjoyed your short stay and the pleasure was all yours. Thank you for visiting the Cockpit of Air Highness!
Written in association with Hung li-git (aka legit), His Majesty’s lower brain, and Hung lao-xi (aka lousy), His Majesty’s upper brain.
Rules of the Drink host
Should His Highness ever invite thee over for a drink, acceptance is mandatory.
Always bring His Highness a nice bottle of scotch regardless of what thou drinkst.
Plenty of refreshments will be provided by thee, please make sure His Highness’ glass is always full.
An invitation is by no means a contract to a shag. A Shag requested by His Highness on the other hand is mandatory.
Please treat the castle in regards to cleanliness only, as though it were yours.
Upon the last tune, make sure thou do not findst thyself lounging on couches.
Whence His Highness is no longer in sight, please find thy way to the exit door, promptly.
Do not attempt to make a toast unless thou art boasting about His Highness.
If by chance thy hands are full and a toast is proposed by His Highness, thy glass must be raised using one or another of thy limbs.
Vacate the lavatory immediately regardless of thy position, should His Highness attempt to open the door.
No fornication is to be allowed on the premises unless it includes His Highness.
Lastly, thou shall never lay thy hands on His Highness’ last bottle of scotch, else thy punishment is death in exile.
Thank you for accepting the terms and conditions of the drink invitation.”
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